Saturday 13 February 2010

Chuck Norris Jokes on 1st. Part

Chuck Norris cigarette caused cancer.
Chuck Norris is so fast that you tear the head and it fits you in the face.
Chuck Norris's mother said Charles. Just once.
Chuck Norris walked into the school, the school learned from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went Counter Strike without even once fired.
Chuck Norris went all SuperMaria without even jumped once.
Chuck Norris won without having to hold even one property.
Chuck Norris lamented their funeral.
If you Chuck Norris show the facilitator, shows you how many seconds you life remains.
Chuck Norris has no bank account. Yen banco always communicate what time it needs.
Some people can do on one hand cranks. Chuck Norris can do without hands.
Chuck Norris can slather butter on bread.
Children look under the bed if there neni ghost. Bugaboo looks to whether there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won the Olympics 3 times ... the last two years.
It does not matter whether you go to vote or Gašparovič Radičová. Will do Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris was on the Titanic, the Titanic would nepotopil but hail.
Chuck Norris gave the troika of trash below.
Chuck Norris can ski snowboarding.
Only Chuck Norris was able to win 5 Grand Slam in tennis for the year.
We ask Googol. And Google is asking Chuck Norissa.

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